I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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