absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I love how my cats smell like pot.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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