YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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