There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
The beer is more important than you right now.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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