I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
