Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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