Taylor Swift is so right about you.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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