we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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