I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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