For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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