If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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