I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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