margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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