Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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