rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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