I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Operation Purity has been aborted
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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