yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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