"it" just moved
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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