I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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