the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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