ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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