used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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