3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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