i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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