She said her name was "party"
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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