I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
