i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize