I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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