why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Two words: blizzard sex
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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