It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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