Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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