Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
where am i from again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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