i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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