Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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