i barfeds in our rink
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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