I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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