she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
