Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize