Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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