She just used a chaser for red wine.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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