yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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