I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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