Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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