You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I love having hate sex.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Randomize
