Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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