During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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