Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Randomize
