I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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