She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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