If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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