he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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