i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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