I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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